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We're looking for people to help with the main blog. If you are consistent, knowledgeable and you're into it, please drop me a note.
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terryswift
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My wife says that all HG pilots are male chauvinist pigs of the first order, so in revenge, here's a few reasons why it's best to be a bloke....
Old friends don't give you hell if you lose, or gain, a coupla pounds
When channel-hopping, you don't have to stop compulsively on every shot of someone crying
ALL your orgasms are REAL ones!
None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry
Chocolate is, just, well, another snack....
You can eat a banana in a hardware store without people staring at you.
Car mechanics don't bullshit you as much
You don't give a rat's ass if no one notices your new haircut
You have one mood, all the time.
People never glance at your chest when talking to you.....
any more?
Oh, yes, you aren't seized by a manic compulsion to re-arrange the furniture several times a year....
Soap is just something that occupies you for 2 minutes, in the bathroom....
You don't care whether toilet seats are up or down.....
- Rod Buck
- Rod Buck
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Chalcedon
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So Rod,
Where does your wife place female HG pilots. Are we also male chauvinist pigs?
Karen <s*** stirring mode is currently ON>
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Terence Murphy
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: : : - Rod Buck
Just making sure? BTW, care to add 'whizzing in your backyard' to the list? And pass the GuinessXXX...
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Donadoni1809
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Just for the record her, (and my) daughter is one.....
Unfortunately, she can easily out-fky the old man....
- Rod Buck
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bgneub
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No. They're feminists. Probably butch.<G>
JUST KIDDING!!!!
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Chant Dhames
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only men laugh when they fart.
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PPCmann
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Why Nagging a Man Doesn't Work >
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